A hangover? Certainly not. Grape poisoning sounds so much healthier. That's what this tile says in Dutch, for the morning after a good dinner.

What it says

IK HEB GEEN KATER small at the top, then IK HEB EEN DRUIVENVERGIFTIGING large underneath, in light lettering on a dusty pink tile, with a wine glass.

Who it's for

• a Flemish or Dutch wine lover
• with a bottle, for a birthday with a sense of humour
• anyone learning Dutch

Good to know

• Ceramic tile of about 10 x 10 cm
• Brand: Yett
• Stand sold separately: wood or black for one tile, a duo stand for two, or the gold stand with a little flower