Everyone knows one, and some of us married one. Multitasking, but not as you know it.

What it says

I'M A in turquoise and MULTITASKER big in dark blue, followed by three bullet points: I can listen, ignore, and forget. At the bottom: ALL AT THE SAME TIME. On an ochre tile.

Who it's for

• your partner, tongue in cheek
• a teenager with earbuds in
• the colleague who always says 'sure, sure'

Good to know

• Ceramic tile of about 10 x 10 cm
• Brand: Yett
• Stand sold separately: wood or black for one tile, a duo stand for two, or the gold stand with a little flower