No hotel comes close to Mum's. Check in whenever you like, breakfast in bed if you're lucky, and the bill never arrives. This tile finally gives her the five stars she deserves.

What it says

Hotel mama in big bright pink capitals, with five yellow stars underneath. The tile is dark, with a golden-brown sheen.

Who it's for

• Mum, for Mother's Day or her birthday
• a mum whose grown-up kids still haven't quite moved out
• paired with the Het is hier geen hotel tile ('this is not a hotel'), for the other side of the story

Good to know

• Ceramic tile of about 10 x 10 cm
• Brand: Yett
• Stand sold separately: wood or black for one tile, a duo stand for two, or the gold stand with a little flower